Yay, more of these!  I hope you’re all aware that I’m ruthlessly procrastinating, yes?

87. First person you talked to today?

Depending on whether Skype chat counts: either my mother (Skype) or my summer roommate (in person).

88. Last person you talked to today?

I am literally talking to Adler right now on chat, if that counts.  Barring that, my summer roommate was the last human being I exchanged speech with.

89. Name a person you hate?

Ohhhh, well, the easy go-to is this dude named Sawyer, but I have worse grudges.  Some of my cousins, maybe.  My physics teacher from last semester, my health teacher from high school.  A lot of teachers, actually, I have a bad track record with teachers.

90. Name a person you love?

My mom, my dad, Adler.

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Right this second?  Low-key want to punch my orgo teacher for talking me into doing this internship that’s driving me insane.  High-key want to punch Donald Trump, but c’est la vie, c’est la fucking vie.  And I perpetually want to punch about forty people I knew in high school, my cousins, and all three of my grandparents.  I think it would be cheaper and quicker than therapy.  I also really want to punch the dude who called me baby on the street, I don’t like being catcalled.  …I am a violent soul, okay.