(originally posted here)

Dear (circle one) Ax   Marco   Tobias   Cassie:
I know that you are trying to be extra brave today because (circle all that apply)
A) You fucked up the last mission
B) You are attempting to live up to Andalite cultural standards of masculinity
C) You are attempting to live up to Human cultural standards of masculinity
D) You are trying to (circle one) revenge/save/impress ______
E) You have a personal vendetta against _____

I would just like you to know that (circle all that apply)
A) You’re right, you did fuck up pretty badly in a way that I never could have anticipated
B) You actually saved all of our butts even if you don’t realize it (see back of page explanation)
C) No matter how hard you try, you will never be as good as you think your brother was
D) You are too close to this
E) You are still very special to me

Because of that, in regards to the special mission you have asked to be a part of in order to redeem yourself, I would like to (circle one)
A) Give you my blessing
B) Ask you not to get yourself killed
C) Ask you not to get all of us killed
D) Politely ask you not to go, which we both know you will probably disregard
E) Tell you no way in hell, if you go I will personally rip you a new asshole

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely
(circle one) Jake    Prince Jake


Dear Rachel:

I would just like to take the time to tell you (circle all that apply):
A) Gold star for being brave for everyone else’s benefit today when you were actually scared
B) Thanks for saving my butt
C) Thanks for saving the butt of (circle all that apply) Tobias    Ax    Cassie    Marco
D) I have a special mission/some dirty work for you (see back of page)
E) You are out of control and you scare the pee out of me sometimes

Thank you.

Love,
Cousin Jake