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mangoes are fantastic and i will fight you

Mangoes have a weird-ass flavor and texture, and FURTHERMORE, they’re like 93.56% pit and therefore a huge pain in the ass.  In the hierarchy of fruit they rank slightly above fruit with hair and avocados, ie not in the edible range.

asked and answeredchivalryssonmoran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoesdemon fruiti also will not do fuzzy or hairy fruitkiwi is out of the questionmy mom brought home a rambutan when i was like seven and my dad and i made her throw it outalso???mangoes get slimy if you cut them up to eat later???i work in a froyo store mangoes are the W O R S Tyou can spend like a billion dollars on a crate of mangoes and get exactly 0.79 lbs of fruit yieldAND AS LONG AS WE'RE ON THE SUBJECTAVOCADOS ARE TERRIBLE AND I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE ATTRACTIONLIKE????LOVE YOURSELVES AND STOP EATING MUSHY THINGS