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asked:
BOTH RAMBUTANS AND AVOCADOES ARE BRILLIANT FRUITS AND THEY DONT DESERVE YOUR HATRED

i just to eat some avocado out of PURE SPITE

Okay, I G E T that avocados are some kind of a superfood and I just…like…canNOT get past how mushy they are, if you can more power to you.  BUT RAMBUTANS HAVE HAIR???  I CANNOT.  I DO NOT DO HAIRY FRUITS.  LIKE.  I DON’T EVEN LIKE PEACHES.  EVEN ONCE THEY’VE BEEN PEELED.  FRUIT SHOULD NOT HAVE HAIR, HAIR SHOULD BE AN ANIMAL-EXCLUSIVE OCCURRENCE.

Look at this

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THAT????

asked and answeredchivalryssonDEMON FRUITI DO NOT DO HAIRY FRUITEVERAT ALLPERIODmoran's TOTALLY JUSTIFIED vendetta against mangoesAND AVOCADOES AND RAMBUTANS AND KIWIS AND PEACHESalthough oddly i will eat fruit with spikesstarfruit and dragonfruit are finei don't like the prickly feeling pineapple leaves in my mouth but i don't actively hate it(fun fact: that prickly feeling is the pineapple enzymes breaking stuff down in your mouth)(because pineapple is a MEAT TENDERIZER)(so i don't feel unjustified here)