Honestly

I one time had a teacher let us go early if someone gave him a cigarette

High school teacher: “Alright, pop quiz!”

Student: [groans]

Teacher: “Hey, it’s only gonna get tougher in college.”

College professor: “Alright, I have a headache so instead of a quiz we’re gonna watch a funny Youtube video, and we’re gonna go home.”

Dead ass

I was so shocked when my math professor brought his laptop and played league cuz it started snowing and he didnt wanna be there.