21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”
I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!”
“WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
This is a thing of beauty.
I-I found it???? The post???? The post™
imagine one for the new U.S. constitution
“why is the red line under Pensylvania”
“bc that’s not how it’s spelled alexander”
“I am like, 100% positive I spelled it right”
“Pennsylvania has two n’s”
“No???”