slyrider:

dannydanuselessstuff:

artaline:

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

@words-writ-in-starlight

Tags: human aliens is that who I am now? am I the human aliens person? I think I'm the human aliens person HEY SO ON THAT NOTE IF SOMEONE WANTED TO COME TALK TO ME ABOUT EARLY-WAR-ERA ANIMOPRHS THAT WOULD BE RAD ALSO I THINK ANIVENGERS/AVENGERMORPHS/WHAT HAVE YOU IS A THING I MIGHT DO A VERSION OF THAT animorphs