HOW TO GET A MAN PREGNANT

LAST WEDNESDAY, "JUNIOR," THE NEW MOVIE STARRING Arnold Schwarzenegger, opened in theaters around the country. The film centers on the experiences of Dr. Alex Hesse (played by Schwarzenegger), a scientist who has developed a wonder drug, called Expectane, that insures healthy pregnancies. The crux of the movie is that when Hesse loses financing for his research, he has a fertilized egg implanted in his body, takes his own wonder drug and becomes pregnant. From a scientific point of view, the plot of "Junior" is preposterous. You don't need a science-fiction drug. You may not need any kind of drug at all. We have all the technology we need right now to make a man pregnant. In fact, we had it all nine years ago, and we almost used it.