Anonymous asked: Cubitum eamus? Awww, corculum meum, urbanissimum es. Con me futuere vis? Lectus commodus habeo. Te alligam, si vis. asked and answeredanonymouslatinlinguisticsYES I DID LEARN A DEAD LANGUAGE SO THAT I COULD TALK DIRTY IN ITalso this was a very polite come on anon cheersand i DARE you to translate my responseIT'S NOT POLITEIT'S FRANKLY KIND OF FILTHYbut also now i know how to offer to tie someone up in a dead language and who DOESN'T need to know that reallyi googled to check if i got the subjunctive right for you anon i hope you appreciate it