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Goddamn, i did not know you spoke latin properly. i only know like two phrases. i am so glad anon is a thing that exists rn.

Pfffft, corculum, let’s not pretend “ability to talk dirty in Latin” is a life skill here, okay?  I took a couple years and read some Catullus/Virgil, and then our teacher had us translate erotica as a reward for all of us doing well on a test.  He’s a weird dude.

But on the other hand I’ve been pretty depressed tonight and talking dirty in a dead language made me feel good about myself, so gratias tibi ago, corculum meum, teque amo.

asked and answeredanonlatinlinguisticsAND ALSO I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT MY 'TALKING DIRTY IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE' GAME IS LIKE RIDICULOUSLY EXTRAlike yes i have a minor capacity for dirty talk in spanish and french but LATIN IS MY SHIT...*waves fingers in jedi mind trick*these are not the droids you're looking forlaugh ruleyou definitely improved my night anon love yaalso 'corculum' is the gender neutral 'sweetheart' with an overtone of like 'pet' or 'baby'it can also be 'corcula' or 'corculus' for feminine/masculine