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#what i wanna know is what was the call between channing tatum and beyonce like. #did they know each other beforehand. #did he have to ask a friend for her number. #was he like “hey beyonce…you don’t know me…i got your number from ll cool j.” #“listen i’m doing celebrity lip sync and i wondered if i could ask a favor of you???” #q (ofgeography)

Also: (1) i like to think queen bey took that phone call on a gold phone, solid gold, while being fed grapes, (2) I also like to think she said, “absolutely but on the condition that you treat your part of this with deadly seriousness. I will just not come out if I do not see your A game.” to which channing was like, “i ALWAYS bring my a game to The Dance” and she was like, “i like this one, he may pay homage to me.” (3) she descends on this event like a god in a renaissance play being lifted down in a golden chariot. she arrives in all her glory and then vanishes into the night, magic accomplished. (4) channing tatum is absolutely correct, the rules of decorum clearly state that you bow to queen bey as soon as The Dance is done, those are the RULES