I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
(via lathori)
I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
(via lathori)
Honestly…I have diarrhea I’m actually constipated by artfarts atm
Honestly……. You’re not the boss of me
Look me in the eye… Shut up, that’s why.
You know what? I watched porn instead.
Honestly. It was far too boring.
It wont happen again, but I do what I want
Don’t look at me like that, it would have been shit anyway
For the last time, I’m too cool for this shit.
i’m sorry, I didn’t feel like it.
honestly, i have a life