Fuck no. I will never stop mocking King Cheeto and his tiny fingers.

I can’t tell whether to guffaw or vomit.

“If your enemy is of a choleric temperament, seek to irritate him.” - Sun Tzu, THE ART OF WAR.

This is war, Hair Furor. You yourself called most Americans (i.e., the majority of people who did NOT vote for you) “enemies” in your New Year’s Tweet. Well, a CEO can fire people who don’t kiss his ass enough - but a POTUS is SOL when it comes to stopping mockery of him and his works.

You cheeto-faced ferret-wearing shitgibbon.