@words-writ-in-starlight Two good ones from the notes: @not-spider-man “SUCKETH THY ASS GENJI” @peridootandthemagicalpoot Did you mean: Hailton the Musical?It is modern day America, but everyone speaks in Shakespearean English. You are a gamer raging out during an online multiplayer match.
“Know that when I requesteth a physician that my needs are in fact, most often, greater than those needs you are currently seeing to.”
“Are you saying, fair Genji, that your ills are greater than theirs?”
“Indeed I am, I put it unto thee, fairest Mercy, that I am in fact the single professional on this team.”
“The single professional? I bite my thumb at this comment.”
“You would Soldier, you cad.”
“This art a quick match, thou art all blaggards of a base and knavish nature.”
“How dare thee sir, I would say however that I have but one retort to such a comment.”
“I dare thee speak it, though I envision it some childe’s attempt at biting one’s thumb.”
“I haft lain with thine mother.”
(Reaper Has disconnected from the voice chat)
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