Anonymous asked: "You could have had a harem" Oh my god that's amazing.

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Originally posted by redpyrofox

THANK YOU, I’M HERE ALL WEEK

Referring to this 100% accurate and serious post about Gloin’s thoughts on his son’s lovelife, for those of you who are wondering.

Tags: asked and answered anonymous lotr compliments are scary i am a vending machine L O O K I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT MY HEADCANON WHERE LEGOLAS IS KIND OF A WEIRD CHEERY ASSHOLE ELF AND GIMLI IS A PROUD AND NOBLE PRINCE OF THE LINE WHO HAS ALL OF EREBOR SIGHING OVER HIM COME ON THIS IS PRACTICALLY CANON ANYWAY IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH IN GOOD TIMES AND IN BAD UNTO THE COMING OF DAGOR DAGORATH AMEN YOU WILL NEVER PRY THIS FROM ME gimli the ultimate catch