like. I love theology discussions, but I love my brand of theology discussions. highlights include:

• top 5 punishments from back when God was fun
• Jesus and the disciples were a bunch of punk ass kids and that’s awesome 
  
• yes, I fully stand by the fact that I just called Jesus punk. Jesus was totally punk.
• fuck every single author that portrays Satan as a revolutionary. Satan is a child throwing a temper tantrum and I have no patence for him
• let me tell you every single detail of exactly how I think the Christ story would play out in modern day
• reasons why I am crying over Judas Iscariot right now at this exact moment 
• the Bible may not have said Adam and Steve, but it definitely said David and Johnathon 
• the fall of humanity was inevitable and God’s fault for making us so damn curious. it would have happened with or without Eve. leave your sexism at the door.
• I want to bring Peter to a modern Catholic Mass because he would recognize literally nothing about the church he started
• angels are horrifying creatures and I want to have sex with one