Student newsletter from @charminglyantiquated‘s Elsewhere University, where the Good Gentlemen of the Hills have taken up residence. They kidnap bards, play tricks, and generally behave as the fair folk tend to do. You might spend a lot of time looking over your shoulder (but not too fast). You might find a tree growing right in the middle of the mathematics building with the sweetest-smelling fruit you’ve ever seen (but don’t eat it). You might see a girl in your dorm’s common room with a hollow back (you might survive, if you say nothing).

Carry salt. Do your reading. Ignore the banshee snoring in the corner. Welcome to Elsewhere Uni.