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asked:
for the ask meme: dog person or cat person, and are you a musician? cheers!

Lol I said I’d be on top of my shit with this ask meme, but then I discovered there is in fact a physiological limit to how long you can sleep for four hours a night before your body hits the Off Switch.

Dog person or cat person?

Normally I’d say I like both (DOGS ARE AFFECTIONATE AND FLOOPY, CATS RUMBLE LIKE TINY ENGINES, WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE), but the new RD in my dorm has a pupper except he’s not a pupper he’s like a woolly bear who is probably bigger than me, his name is Charles and he is the most amazing thing in the world, he goes “boof” whenever he’s wandering the dorm and someone comes through the door.  Also he loves scratches and to have his ears flopped and he always tries to follow me back to my apartment and I AM GOING TO STEAL HIM, so per force I am currently a dog person.

Musician?

I sing, to variable degrees of success, and I used to play the flute, HOWEVER, I can’t read sheet music for love nor money.  I’m just fucking incapable.  But I have excellent pitch and I learn pretty well by ear, which is pretty much how I fumbled by with the flute thing.

asked and answeredchivalryssonask memeTRUE STORY THE FIRST TIME I WAS PETTING A CAT AND IT STARTED PURRING I WAS SO EXCITED I SCREAMEDPLEASE KEEP IN MIND I WAS THIRTEEN AT THE TIME AND HAD SORT OF ASSUMED THAT PURRING WAS A MYTH BECAUSE I'D NEVER SEEN A CAT DO ITAND I'D SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH CATSMIRACULOUSLY THE CAT DID NOT IMMEDIATELY SHUN ME AS AN OUT OF CONTROL DISASTERSHE WAS A GOOD CAT (TM) AND PROBABLY THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF THAT FRIENDSHIP TBHBUT FOR REAL I'M GONNA STEAL CHARLESIDK HOW I'M GOING TO HIDE A DOG BIGGER THAN ME IN MY APARTMENT BUT I WILL MAKE IT WORK