So Lin-Manuel Miranda has throughout the time I’ve known of his existence rocked two looks: the Hamilton, which was the goatee situation with the long hair, and what I like to think of as the Nice Boy Who’s Studying To Be A Doctor, which is the short hair and clean-shaven face. I knew in a distant sort of way that if he ever rocked a stubbly look that I would be really compromised but like

yikes guys

#I’M COMPROMISED#am I gonna write really dirty porn about MARY POPPINS and JACK???#outlook uncertain

So glad my friends are perverts like me