aphobeasriel

reblog this and tag your least favorite neurotypical™ social rule, mine is having to smile and look people in the eyes to seem polite

aphobeasriel

so, the notes of this post are already pure gold

Source: starflowey
do not bouNCE YOUR LEGI AM SORRY KAREN I WILL GO INSANE IF I SIT STILL SO BOUNCING LEG OR MASS MURDER YOUR CHOICEalsowho in the history of FUCK has ever cared about the weather small talk is the worst thing that ever happened to medo not touch Everything (tm)listen I am going to touch the carpeted wall of that movie theater and you cannot stop me because I am wigglybe Nice (also TM)I'm not nice and never will be can we all just move onlook people in the eye bUT NOT TOO MUCHlike Jesus I'm Trying and if that means I stare fixedly at you while YOU talk and don't look at you at all while I talk that's itthat's what's happeningit is An Attempt(also tmw you forget how to look someone in the eye yes or yes)(like which eye do I look at or do I switch back and forth really fast or do I stare at the bridge of your nose or what)(and then their face dissolves into a blur of features and they're asking if I'm okay)(I'M FINE JUST PUT YOUR FACE BACK IN ORDER AND LET ME LIVE)adventures in ADHD