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hello dear i read once that if you just stare at someones nose it looks like you're looking at their eyes so maybe that is useful to you? anyway have a great day

A GOOD TIP, MY DEAR.  I’ve perfected the fine art of letting my eyes focus on a point just past someone’s nose because it makes them think I’m Really Focused while I wonder how big a set of unfixed wings would need to be in order to lift a human off the ground.

asked and answeredanonymousno really guys this is a good trick i recommend itadventures in ADHDi really don't do well when i'm expected to look like i'm Attentive(you know 'you don't look like i'm paying attention' LISTEN THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M //NOT//)so i've gotten good at this