Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

furbearingbrick:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

There’s one light in my town that takes about seven minutes to change, and my roommate and I chant this robotically every time we get stuck at it.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)