royalslayer
asked:
wait wait wait wait. when you say robin hood, do you mean the old disney animation with the fox robin hood? because if so, im calling closeted furry here

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Oh buddy that would almost be better.  Like, don’t get me wrong, that was 100% my favorite movie as a Smol, but no, I was that kid who literally intended to time travel and marry Robin Hood and Maid Marian.  Like, I was going to figure out time travel so that I could be one of the Merry Men, that was The Plan.  I was Very Serious about my weird poly crush.

I’d like to point out that I’ve since grown up and decided that I would struggle in most poly relationships, BUT I would still marry Robin and Marian.  Especially from Robin McKinley’s Outlaws of Sherwood, which is MY FAVE VERSION because Marian is a badass and Robin is perpetually heart eyes over her all the time.  Scarlet is also good, which has Maid Marian as Will Scarlet (no, it’s not gay, she’s in disguise).  I didn’t like BBC’s Robin Hood much–the first season was fun trash, but I honestly bailed on the spot when they killed Marian and tuned back in just in time to find out that they BURN DOWN NOTTINGHAM AND KILL ROBIN at which point I was just like *flips table* NO.

asked and answeredroyalslayerrobin hoodyou have NO IDEA how serious i was about thisalso in case you were curious this is pretty much me as a child in a nutshelli could do it the easy way...or i could do it the weirdly precocious and stubborn wayhonestly i am afraid to have children because like they're supposed to make you respect what your parents went through with you right?I HAVE RESPECTI RESPECT MY PARENTS FOR KEEPING ME ALIVE AND RELATIVELY OUT OF TROUBLE FOR SIXTEEN YEARS BEFORE I LEFT HOMELET IT NEVER BE SAID THAT I WASN'T *SELF AWARE* ABOUT HOW MUCH TROUBLE I WAS AS A KID