seagreeneyes:

gingerbludger:

littlewadoo:

floralfaun:

achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt

i love those shirts because alone they make no sense. You’re patroclus ? good for you man.

It keeps people from thinking he’s Achilles and murdering him

#first of all how dare you

(via permets-tu-not-permettez-vous)

Tags: laugh rule the Iliad tsoa I guess oh no am I gonna have to make a ship tag for a living weapon and the dude with his hand on the leash OH WAIT I'm pretty sure I already have one patrochilles otp: this and this and this yup that's the kind of person I am guys I'm very serious about these two VERY SERIOUS