floralfaun

achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt

littlewadoo

i love those shirts because alone they make no sense. You’re patroclus ? good for you man.

gingerbludger

It keeps people from thinking he’s Achilles and murdering him

seagreeneyes

#first of all how dare you
Source: robogender
laugh rulethe IliadtsoaI guessoh no am I gonna have to make a ship tag for a living weapon and the dude with his hand on the leashOH WAITI'm pretty sure I already have onepatrochillesotp: this and this and thisyupthat's the kind of person I am guysI'm very serious about these twoVERY SERIOUS