• Cassie: you will machete through this!!
  • Cassie: *make it
  • Cassie: fuck please don't machete your way through this
  • Rachel: too late

Tags: i mean literally true cassie animorphs rachel my bold beloved bloodied sister ALSO A NOTE i am Sorry in advance if this turns into a spam i am trying to not panic about thesis animorphs is like the default safe brain space which i think is perverse and hilarious because this morning i stresswrote like 2k of post-war cassie/jake feelings like if you have read book 54 you know those are not happy feelings relatedly i have FOUR (and a half) softer animorphs things as a quick preview eva/peter pre: visser one melissa being in love with rachel (note that this is very different from 'melissa and rachel being in love' because melissa just vibes as an unrequited love lesbian to me) (literally just listen to 'sleepover' by hayley kiyoko and tell me to my face that's not melissa realizing she has feelings for rachel) cassie/jake post-war with bonus ronnie and no regard for timeline because i have a BETTER ONE tobias getting rachel a gift (this is the half) and a VERY SECRET AU that i love very much and intend to make a complete fic you guys have NO IDEA the sheer volume of fic i am capable of putting out when i'm not drowning in schoolwork *laughs maniacally* BRACE YOURSELVES