Hamilton Hey are you awake? Why aren't you awake? It's 4:17am wake up

Burr My life is just one social faux pas after another.

Laurens Ew no hetero tho

Lafayette You're so over dramatic and french

Mulligan I made my own clothes for 5 years

Washington As your father, it's my job to tell you you're acting like a total piece of shit right now.

Eliza Ya know we're all trying. Sometimes there's heartbreak, sometimes people eat your food, sometimes death is inevitable, but I'd slaughter your enemies if you asked me to.

Angelica Not to psychoanalyze you but you're salty and hide behind your intellect

Peggy I am so confused

Philip That was some prodigy level poetry. I understand nothing

Jefferson Hair perks

Madison wow @immune system it's time to function

Seabury *sends the Union Jack emoji on The Fourth of July*

King George III I'm so sorry I'm terrible, please love me