Bon Jovi, Earth’s Global Unifier
The result of reading possibly too many ‘Humans Are Weird’ stories while also listening to Adam Hills standup
So, two humans from different countries with different languages are both seperately brought onto alien ships somehow.
These two ships come across each other, and open a hailing frequency. In the background, one human is quietly singing to themselves as they work.
“Tommy used to work on the doooocks~ Union’s been on strike, he’s down on his luck, so tough~”And then a voice pipes up from the other end of the hailing frequency.
“Gina works the diner all daaay~”All of a sudden these aliens have their respective humans practically yelling something they’ve never heard before over the frequency in perfect union and synchronicity, despite the impossibility of them having ever met.
The aliens question for a good while if their humans were lying when they said humans do not have a hivemind.
(via windbladess)
