buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

@disgustinganimals is this fake news

depends on the deer

raccoons can steal your dog

there are many kinds of bears all of them will mess up your refrigerator

otters can fit under, on, or next to your kayak so what’s the problem

wolves are prehistoric proto-dogs that never left of course they’re huge they are the final evolution that we purposefully chose not to let happen they are almost big enough to ride but you’ll be dead before you or your child can mount one don’t do it

rodents ok

moose and buffalo can both fit two or three of what people think moose and buffalo are. don’t let bullwinkle take your car keys he doesn’t even fit

pigs are proto-boars. that means they are huge once they’re adults but still quite big at adolescents. big enough for wrasslin but I don’t wanna die

Fuck coyotes

foxes vary. some are tiny. cat sized. diminutive. babies but adults.

i warned you about bears, bro. i told you, dawg

platypus are TINY. like, kitten small. A+ smols. 

Deer are smaller than you think - stags are larger but not huge, hit em with your car and you’ll dent the deer and write off the car. 

Rats are larger than you think. Don’t let that cartoon fool you. if a rat is on your head, you’re gonna look like a RAT IS ON YOUR HEAD. large hat or no. 

Pigs are bigger than you expect by quite a bit. 

Wild boar WILL KILL YOU. 

Hare are not rabbits. They are swol rabbits. think baby kangaroos. 

I saw a manta ray once while scuba diving and it was the size of a fucking car.