if you’ve never seen one before
@disgustinganimals is this fake newsdeer are smaller than you think
raccoons are bigger than you think
bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close
otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that
wolves are bigger than you think
wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one
chipmunks are smaller than you think
so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right
you were right about the size of moose, mostly
pigs are bigger than you think
coyotes are that size
so are foxes
woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type
this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell
buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise
depends on the deer
raccoons can steal your dog
there are many kinds of bears all of them will mess up your refrigerator
otters can fit under, on, or next to your kayak so what’s the problem
wolves are prehistoric proto-dogs that never left of course they’re huge they are the final evolution that we purposefully chose not to let happen they are almost big enough to ride but you’ll be dead before you or your child can mount one don’t do it
rodents ok
moose and buffalo can both fit two or three of what people think moose and buffalo are. don’t let bullwinkle take your car keys he doesn’t even fit
pigs are proto-boars. that means they are huge once they’re adults but still quite big at adolescents. big enough for wrasslin but I don’t wanna die
Fuck coyotes
foxes vary. some are tiny. cat sized. diminutive. babies but adults.
i warned you about bears, bro. i told you, dawg
platypus are TINY. like, kitten small. A+ smols.
Deer are smaller than you think - stags are larger but not huge, hit em with your car and you’ll dent the deer and write off the car.
Rats are larger than you think. Don’t let that cartoon fool you. if a rat is on your head, you’re gonna look like a RAT IS ON YOUR HEAD. large hat or no.
Pigs are bigger than you expect by quite a bit.
Wild boar WILL KILL YOU.
Hare are not rabbits. They are swol rabbits. think baby kangaroos.
I saw a manta ray once while scuba diving and it was the size of a fucking car.
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