mariopowertennis
I feel like the news is going so fast right now that almost everyone missed out on this gem of a story, so here you go

seattle138

@ssaturatedsunrise

xekstrin

“I’ve been fooled and reblogged satire uncritically before thinking it was real news, but I’ve never seen something so obviously satire in my—”

oh my god it’s real

here’s another source 

steviemcfly

Steampunk Trump

jhameia

steampunks are not cheapskates in this way