#honestly if you’d asked me what i wanted from a Mummy sequel before they made it #whatever i could possibly have answered they somehow managed to hit #BATTLE MARRIEDS #EVIE GETS ADVENTURESS OUTFITS #AND ANKH-SUN-AMUN IS THERE TOO #AND ARDETH IS AROUND A LOT #AND EVIE AND RICK LIVE IN A MANSION AND ARE IMPLIED TO SPEND THEIR TIME ADVENTURING AND GETTING NAKED #ALSO EVIE GETS SOME RAPHAEL STYLE FORK THINGS AT ONE POINT #AND GOES OFF WITH THEM #PLUS THERE’S A DIRIGIBLE #THK U STEPHEN SOMMERS