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DRAGON AGE MR. AND MRS. SMITH AU OMG WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT. I mean, my brain immediately goes to Leliana/Zevran, which, no, because I broship them. BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE ROGUE!PURPLE!HAWKE/ZEVRAN Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU??? Where Zevran and Hawke meet during Hawke's first year in Kirkwall as a mercenary/smuggler and then they have this awkward long-distance courtship and and... omg IDEK, this amuses me so much though.

LISTEN YOU COULD DO THIS WITH SO MANY THINGS.

DRAGON AGE ORIGINS: IDK HOW I’D SWING IT BUT LELIANA/WARDEN? FUCK YEAH

DAII: HAWKE/ZEVRAN HELL YES

SHIT MAN LIKE HALF THE CHARACTERS IN INQUISITION ARE CANONICALLY AT LEAST SORT OF SPIES (Leliana, Bull, Varric, maybe Dorian depending on which hairs you wanted to split, and that’s just who i can think of at midnight after a glass of wine) LET’S GO PEOPLE

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THIS, I READ A SPY AU OF FUCKING LES MIS LAST MONTH AND THE ONLY THING THAT OCCURRED TO ME AT THE END OF A (frankly fantastic) FIC WAS “GOSH THIS WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IF IT WAS A MR & MR SMITH AU”

IF YOU’RE GOING TO WRITE A SPY AU ANYWAY WTF WHY WOULDN’T YOU

OR IF SOMETHING IS CANONICALLY A SPY THING WHY WOULDN’T YOU WRITE THIS FIC

BASICALLY WHERE IS MY MAN FROM UNCLE MR & MR SOLO AU

*throws gun-shaped confetti*

MAKE IT ALL SPY ROMCOMS, FOLKS

dragon agethe man from unclemr & mrs smith auget on my fucking level peoplealso listen i would read the shit out of a hawke/zevran au of thisi do not believe in my ability to write it becauseshockeri do not own a gaming console and therefore have only played dai on laurens'and have not played dao or daiii'm very upset about this because i love the universe and the lore and also varriclike i love other characters but varric in particular shows up a lot in daii and i want it in my LIFEalso i know that i would have the option to romance leliana in origins and PLEASE LET ME DO THAT I LOVE HERIT WOULD BE AMAZING TO DO THIS FOR DORIAN/BULL BTW IDK HOW YOU'D MAKE IT WORK BUT IT WOULD DOUBTLESS BE GREATI HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU WOULD SWING THIS AU WITH CULLEN OR CASSANDRA BUT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUSfucking...cassandra/varric and the big fight they have after hawke shows up is the equivalent of the one where the smiths shoot up their hoi'm cackling i don't even care if no one else thinks i'm funnyanywayyesmr & mrs smithi'm disappointed in you fandomget on my goddamn leveli refuse to be the one to write all thiseveryone please just accept that the mr & mrs smith au is the BEST au and if you're doing a spy au ANYWAY you should do a mr & mrs smith auamusewithaviewasked and answered