“I’m a font of wisdom!”

–My mom when she’s had enough gin to be drunk (read: one shot in a mug of cranberry juice)

Commentary from the font includes:

  • Capital-O Opinions on sex toy stores and the concept of the vibrating dildo
  • Giddy comments on and absent-minded poking of my dimples
  • Insistence that my high alcohol tolerance has something to do with my immune system
  • Thrilled fascination with my hair
  • Upon reading this post, the comment “I know stuff!  I’m smart!”

Tags: adventures in alcohol this is the greatest experience of my life guys i'm enjoying the hell out of this whole experience for the record my mother and i have had exactly the same amount and i'm still pretty much sober except for a light flush it's the family mystery mom