bbg100:

bbg100:

death isnt a symptom its a result

doctor: so what are the symptoms?

nurse: well he’s dead, so death is one

doctor: i,,,whats the cause of death?

nurse: well i was hoping you’d know

doctor: what symptoms did he have before death?

nurse: well i mean, he died

likewise, death isn’t a side effect and it’s very alarming to see it listed as one.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)