Things Lois Lane does not envy Wonder Woman:

• Her friendship with Superman. Lois knows that they’re close friends and nothing more, and that her own relationship with Clark is deep and pure.
• Her power and respect. Wonder Woman has earned that and more.

Things Lois Lane does envy Wonder Woman:

• That goddamn lasso
• Why do you even need a truth lasso Diana
• Think of all the stories she could get with that thing goddammit