If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake
We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue
I will put an entire can of frosting on my cupcake as I face God and walk backward into Hell.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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