justanxietythings

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

rcmclachlan

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

professorsparklepants

I’m Run-on Sentence, here tonight with Not Enough Pronouns! Make some noise!

dubiousculturalartifact

Begun But Never Finished

words-writ-in-starlight

I’ll be finishing the night with Sure Can Tell I Took Latin and my weird obsession with three-word descriptive phrases.

Source: justanxietythings
other options include 'passionate grammatical orgy' and 'semicolon car crash'and according to my writing teacher 'lsd opulence' which tbh sounds like a bomb ass band name(he was complaining that i was...too descriptive...which was admittedly the point of the piece in question but i digress)writinglatinclassicsmy specific downfall is that glaringly classics-y [adjective] [noun-ed] [thing in question] formationI'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY THE AENEID CORRUPTED MEFUCKINGROSY FINGERED DAWNHIGH WALLED CARTHAGEI LITERALLY WROTE A DRAGON AGE FIC AND I WAS READING THROUGH IT AND HIT 'HIGH WALLED ADAMANT' AND I WANTED TO THROW MYSELF INTO THE VOIDmy writing is somewhere between 'pompous english major train wreck' and 'young adult' with a dash of 'honestly fuck the rules' for flavorit's a mess