Anonymous asked: psst, would you accept a positive vibes spell from your local bored-with-no-idea-how-to-use-their-spell-time witch? wanted to ask before hand in case youre not confortable with the idea! love your blog and your tag rantings!!

My dude, I’m usually very wary of that sort of thing, but listen, I am taking the MCAT in literally under 36 hours, I’ll take whatever you’ve got.  Have at it.  

Tags: fuck the mcat and all its nonsense tbh i'm just wary because i grew up in a commune that drifted dangerously toward cult it's not personal i just grew up around people who definitely had more Aspirations than common sense if you get me and it wasn't great for my health i'll give most things the benefit of the doubt at the very least but i'm a strong believer in Not Opening Doors You Can't Control Or Close and that was fucking RIFE in the commune not to mention some literal medical issues like listen...lavender might be good for bruises but ice is better cheaper faster and more reliable crystals are great but if your infant hasn't urinated in three days it's time for a doctor not some quartz re: the doors thing do not do tarot readings for ten-month-olds when you're basically a gaping wound of mental/emotional trauma that sort of thing i have Some Stories interestingly i'm a very reliable tarot read by which i mean ever since that first one when i was Smol i've gotten pretty much the same configuration always the tower usually death often the chariot and/or judgement the tower is My Card even if i pull at random that's the one i end up with which should say some things about me as a human i guess ...my friends don't let me touch their tarot cards apparently it does some stuff to them yeah anyway i'm just wary because of that situation which was (as i said) literally bad for my health i was not the infant in question re: the crystals though that was my childhood best friend I DIGRESS CAN YOU TELL I'M ANXIOUS AS FUCK I'M PRACTICALLY VIBRATING WITH IT anyway anyway the point is that you're fine go for it if there was ever a moment for the universe to shower me with positive vibes this would be the one anonymous asked and answered