I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today

Him As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.

class *laughs*

Him No, really, I am.

Class *laughs again*

Him Why is that funny?

Asshole Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.

Him Well why not?

Asshole I dunno that's just the way that is.

Him I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.

Class *laughs*

Him Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?

Same Asshole No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.

Him *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?

Asshole Because that's how it is.

Him Why?

Asshole That's their job.

Him Why?

Asshole *can't come up with another answer*

Him I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.

*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*

Him Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.

Class *silence*

Him Now.. Louis XVI