Guys. Seriously. I just rambled on an email chain about this but seriously.
Give me all the Darcy and Thor are bros fic. Tell me about them discussing all the hot ladies and gents they’re surrounded by while living in the tower. Give me the stories where they’re not banging each other but slamming down beers together. Spin me tales of Darcy and Thor food adventures exploring NYC. Yarns of getting kicked out of dive bars. Thor being Darcy’s wingman. Darcy introducing Thor to snap chat. Darcy’s instagram being more popular than Tony’s because of all the pictures of Thor and puppies/Thor and kittens/Thor looking in delight at the tree all lit up at Christmas.
Ugh. They totally share an IG account. Of shenanigans.
She plans his stag night.
They have a secret handshake.
They disappear for a weekend (Jane sort of notices but she busy like answering the Questions of Science. Plus she knows how truelove5ever she and Thor are. Plus Darcy respects the relatively monogamous bond she and Thor have. Darcy appreciates the pretty of both Jane and Thor separately and together but dating him? Pass. ) and neither of them speak of the happenings that happen but. There are matching bro tattoos that come out of that weekend and possibly an international incident.
Platonic friendmates for life, yo.
(via fuckyeahdarcylewis)
