Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
wait
Don’t get so angry about it, it’s all fun and games
… until someone loses their eyes
MYTHOLOGY PUNS <3
(Source: teasilver, via bleedingwillow96)
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