Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

The Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanov, aka Natalie Rushman, aka… a bunch of other names that for some reason all have the initials N.R.

[checks paper] Really? They do? You’d think someone would have caught onto that.

In any event, since the leak of the SHIELD documents, the world’s most famous spy has become Congress’ most wanted fugitive. Which brings us to a new segment that we’re calling: “Widow Watch 2014” or “Seriously, she put every alias she’s ever used on the Internet and you still can’t find her?”