aye, sama! brief (possible) excerpt from my side fic:

aye, sama! "You don't look much like a demon," Soul said, eyeing the petite blonde derisively. She huffed, folding her arms across her chest. It was clearly meant to be intimidating. "Well, not all of us can have red eyes and... //teeth//," she snapped back, clearly embarrassed by her lack of obvious demonic traits. Soul snickered, but stopped when he saw her hand inch towards the leatherbound book at her side. He held up his hands to placate her. "Okay, okay, fine, you're a very scary demon. Question is, how do we send you back to wherever it is you came from?" She cocked her head to the side. "That... is a very good question. I don't think anyone has ever //accidentally summoned// a demon before."

definitely not kira NICE

aye, sama! also her book

aye, sama! is like

aye, sama! a ledger of all the souls she's been contracted to

definitely not kira oooh

aye, sama! in this 'verse every demon has one

aye, sama! but they can change the form of it

aye, sama! most modern demons usually relegate the list to the Notes app of an iphone

definitely not kira sweeet

aye, sama! but maka made it so her book is basically an e-reader with infinite memory so she can have basically every book in the history of books on there

aye, sama! except it still looks like one of those

definitely not kira very maka like

aye, sama! medieval illumiated tomes

aye, sama! (the spine of which gets very intimately acquainted with Soul's skull)

definitely not kira ofc

aye, sama! but yeah what do you think

definitely not kira its really nice so far i like it

aye, sama! soul goes into Creepy Abandoned House on a dare/as a punishment for losing a bet with Black*Star or something

aye, sama! and after seeing numerous weird sigils on the walls

aye, sama! he accidentally stumbles across Medusa summoning Cthulhu or some shit

aye, sama! she sends little snake demons after him

aye, sama! minions or w/e

definitely not kira snek

aye, sama! and he's running and running and he trips

aye, sama! and cuts his hand on broken glass or a nail or something

aye, sama! and he's scrambling to get away and his hand is all bloody

aye, sama! and he's just like

aye, sama! PLEASE GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT OF THIS ALIVE

aye, sama! and he slams his hand on the wall trying to scramble up and run again

aye, sama! and he just so happened to slap his hand on a demon summoning sigil

definitely not kira goOD JOB

aye, sama! and since he didn't specify a demon

aye, sama! the underworld sort of redirected the call

aye, sama! to the demon that could do the best job of it

aye, sama! and that demon was maka

aye, sama! and she shows up

aye, sama! and bEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE SNAKE MINIONS

definitely not kira NICE

definitely not kira a+

aye, sama! and he's like wHAT THE FUCK

definitely not kira onmfg

aye, sama! because she's like

aye, sama! couvered in soulfire or something

aye, sama! and she gets him out of there

aye, sama! and then he wakes up to find this random chick in his room

aye, sama! and he's like WHAT THE FUCK

aye, sama! also since maka's a Combat-Equipped Demon

aye, sama! she fights with a scythe obvs

aye, sama! but headcanon that her weapon changes form depending on her contractor

aye, sama! so like

aye, sama! her weapon now is the red-and-black zigzaggy one

aye, sama! but maybe three or five contracts back it would have looked completely different

aye, sama! also maybe medusa was experimenting

aye, sama! with summoning straight-up demon-essence

aye, sama! but not a full demon

aye, sama! so she can like

aye, sama! build-a-bear a demon

aye, sama! and she abducted some poor schmuck (CRONA)

definitely not kira sounds good, something shed do

definitely not kira what a bitch

aye, sama! and stuck Ragnarok in him

aye, sama! and then maybe went to go dispose of the evidence

aye, sama! (soul)

aye, sama! no but so she needs to kill soul right

aye, sama! and she knows that his contract is for protection

aye, sama! like

aye, sama! general overall protection-from-things

aye, sama! so she captures maka

aye, sama! and at this point soul actually is friends with her and ~in looooove~ and shit

aye, sama! so of course he takes the bait

aye, sama! and eventually it goes down like the church scene in italy

aye, sama! plus maybe a little bit of that one part in buffy when she stabs angel into a hell portal after he went off the deep end because it needed a sacrifice to close again

aye, sama! soul taking the blow for maka would work like that too

aye, sama! with maybe a side order of like

aye, sama! in FMA

aye, sama! in the beginning when the elrics do the human transmutation

aye, sama! and alphonse gets all dematerialized and ~taken by the Gate Of Truth~ and stuff

aye, sama! it'd be like that

aye, sama! because like

aye, sama! maka failed in her contract to protect him which fucks some shit up

aye, sama! a human sacrificed themselves for a demon of their own free will which fucks some shit up

aye, sama! medusa's experiments in demonology fucked some shit up

aye, sama! so all in all the universe is just like WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ONE HUMAN CAUSING SO MUCH DISTURBANCE FUCK YOU HUMAN

aye, sama! and sort of

aye, sama! devours him

aye, sama! and then maka murders the shit out of medusa and kills the demon (ragnarok) inside crona

aye, sama! and then uses soul perception(?) to track down soul's soul

aye, sama! because she can still feel the vestiges of it through her contract/bond

aye, sama! and she hunts it down and basically saves it from being absorbed by the black blood/dissolved in demon essence

aye, sama! but to do that she has to either eat his soul or make him a demon

aye, sama! and there's no time to corrupt his soul properly so in a panic she does the one thing she read about ONCE in LEGEND

aye, sama! and she imbues his soul into her scythe

aye, sama! which at this point is still optimized for him so it's a relatively solid vessel

aye, sama! so she loses her ability to summon her own demon weapon

aye, sama! but now soul IS a demon weapon but he can't wield himself

definitely not kira dude. dUDE thats so cool wtf wtf

aye, sama! so it's thankful that those two dorks are in love

aye, sama! because they stick together and are all demony and stuff

definitely not kira yessss

aye, sama! and maka asks Lord Death to just

aye, sama! shuffle some paperwork or w/e

aye, sama! so they can be together/be listed as one unit

aye, sama! because it would be kinda shitty if they got all fucked up

aye, sama! and also because the way she saved him

aye, sama! he can't go too far from her/her soul wavelength

aye, sama! because he's still technically hosted in her weapon

aye, sama! which is only sustainable a certain distance from her body

aye, sama! and maintaining the weapon form means that she keeps his soul from sliding back into the black blood?

aye, sama! yeah

aye, sama! like

aye, sama! they can be pretty far apart because soul can fight it back on his own

aye, sama! but not for too long because he's still kinda unstable

aye, sama! but yeah i think that's how it's gonna play out