itsvondell

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

runtime-err0r

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

helioscentrifuge

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

the-super-scout

my catchphrase