"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’."

— Groucho Marx (via kushandwizdom)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via bleedingwillow96)

Tags: see what worries me is that i'd be sitting in the cell with my friend because i'm that sort of loyal idiot who does shit even though i know it'll go badly just because i don't want the other person to do it alone and that's really fine at the end of the day the problem is that I AM MY FRIENDS' ONE CALL 'OH GOSH I'VE BEEN ARRESTED BETTER CALL MORAN HI MORAN COME GET ME I DID A THING' nope sorry bitch i'm in here too