mariesbookblog:

lyrasoxford:

troylerfranta:

The fact that 15 year old girls are looking at Christian Grey and thinking that he is the perfect man and that him and Anastasia have a healthy relationship is a sickening and terrifying thought.

I mean like, I get this, and I get it hard, but what worries me a whole lot more is fifteen year old boys watching this and thinking that this is an okay way to treat women.

YOU KNOW WHAT

BOTH OF THIS FUCKING TERRIFIES ME

BOTH OF THESE

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entertainmentweekly:

E.L. James’ Twitter Q&A didn’t really go as well as planned


More here

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rootbeersweetheart:

femmedplume:

dailydot:

FINALLY, MY GREY LIVEBLOGGING HELL IS OVER!! For previous updates, see our GREY tag and my twitter @Hello_Tailor. Here’s what I learned from reading this book:

1. Christian Grey is a massive Creep. Obvs. He orders a background…

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

caedmonfaith:

dayofthedoodles:

caedmonfaith:

pirouetteintopurgatory:

therealfeedback:

iheartmoonlight:

negativereader:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.”

-EL James Fifty Shades of Gray


Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.

His erection springs free. Holy cow!

Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

This post always makes me feel better about myself.

image

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

I nearly peed.

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ssstrangeparking:
“This mess is starting to collapse on itself, good.
”

ssstrangeparking:

This mess is starting to collapse on itself, good.

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carazelaya:

dancingbreakfastfood:

A lot of people have been talking about all the sexually problematic aspects of Fifty Shades of Grey, but only Cara seems to be highlighting how awful this book is in it’s portrayal of Hispanic people. (x)

I’ve received DOZENS of messages from people telling me that I’m literally THE ONLY PERSON they’ve publicly seen calling out the awful portrayal of Hispanic people in this book, and I gotta be honest I’m fucking furious that that’s the case. 

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bisexualengineerscott:

jeza-red:

oak23:

So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not even see because it’ll be warping kids

bro, I bought a LAUNDRY DETERGENT with a 50SoG ad on it….what is the world??

#heterosexual abuse is more acceptable than homosexual love and that’s a problem (via walrus-queen)

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Tumblr just brought up the official Fifty Shades blog as a recommendation for me????

And I just????

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE????

AND RECOMMEND THAT SHIT TO ME?????

breadmaakesyoufat:

twophoenixfeathers:

streetsahead99:

Australian Morning TV Host Lisa Wilkinson slams ‘50 Shades of Grey’ as “worst movie I’ve ever seen” for being “domestic violence dressed up as erotica”.

The noises I made were unearthly

i love how Karl and the rest of lisa’s squad are like “OHHH!” everytime she drags the movie yaaaaass!

Brutal and beautiful

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