Sam Wilson + text post meme, pt. 2 (/✿◕ᴗ◕)/ ･:*:･。.
(Source: khankamalas, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Types of fanfic summaries and what they mean
- First paragraph of the actual fic: I judge the whole fic by the first words and I assume you do too so here it is
- "Just a series or drabbles/headcanons/prompts": Someday I want to write an incredible 200k fic but for now have fun going through all the chapters trying to figure out which one is the one you actually want to read
- "Will X be able to find love before Y happens?" And other questions: I read entirely too many YA novels
- Quote from the actual fic: I watch entirely too many movie trailers
- "Basically just an X fic with Y characters": I can probably write a good summary if I cared a little more
- Song lyrics: I have no idea how summaries work and I'm trying to be like the people with poem quotes
- Poem quotes: either the best thing you've ever read or 13-year old English literature purple prose there is no in-between
- Lol I can't do summaries: I'm not entirely sure if I want you to read my fic
- "Wtf is this" or other author questioning themselves: it's either porn or crack
- Explicit rated fics: listen my man I know you're not gonna really read the summary just read the tags and decide if my sin is the sin for you
- Paragraph of tags and one line summary: ok listen I can't do summaries but I've got this ok IVE GOT THIS
- dictionary definition: fluff or angst here you go
- Either a meme or a tumblr imagine your otp: I was bored and I had emotions about my ship you can have emotions about them too
- Paragraph from the source the fic is from: I've basically written my headcanon and made it prettier
- "I'm so sorry" or "I cried while writing this" : I was in a sad mood and I needed a healthy way to release these emotions so now y'all get to suffer
- No summary: it's either porn or a small drabble and it all depends on the word count
- Actual fic summary: *rocks back on old wheelchair* listen kid *smokes cigarette* I've seen and read a lot of things *blows smoke* and I know it's hard but there's still hope in this world ok? *looks into the distance* also you might wanna read the tags because the chances of gore and/or character death being in my fic have gone from 0 to 75
who you should fight in buffy the vampire slayer
buffy: do not fight buffy. the entire show is dedicated to the fact that you should not fight buffy. she will kick your ass. do NOT fight buffy.
xander: fight xander. please just fight xander. everyone is rooting for you! if you do decide to fight xander, call me. let me watch. please fight xander.
willow: what the fuck ???? why would you fight willow. willow skinned a guy alive. do NOT fight willow. i repeat, do NOT fight willow.
giles: you could fight giles i guess, but why? he’s just a kind librarian. except for his ripper days and when he suffocated ben to death, but regardless. why would you fight giles?
cordelia: cordelia will TEAR YOU APART. not physically, but socially. she willdestroy you. do not fight cordelia.
angel: you could fight angel and you’d probably lose. but this man has already been through enough. get him some coffee. hug him. don’t fight angel.
spike: please fight spike. please just take one for the team and kick spike’s ass. he would probably kill you but i bet you could beat him up enough to give him a black eye or a scratch or something. fight spike.
faith: do not fight faith unless you have a death wish
tara: why the fuck would you fight tara??? tara is a cinnamon roll. love her. protect her. don’t fight tara. if you fight tara, i will fight you.
anya: girl was a venegance demon for over a thousand years. do not fight anya.
(Source: gone123345, via dubiousculturalartifact)
I just had the most invigorating conversation during the break in my class when all the dudes left the room and it became just a round table of women talking about ernest hemingway
“im so tired of being compared to the SEA”
“do you ever think his creative process was just whipping out his dick and sadly slapping it against a typewriter”
“hemingway: alcoholism and penis anxiety”
(via princehal9000)
7 Inanimate Objects That Are Actively Plotting Against Us (by nathanwpyle)
My latest series of comics:
- mcu fandom before aou: ohMY GOD U GUYS CLINT HAS A FARM EE-I-EE-I-OHHHH
- mcu fandom after aou: i refuse to acknowledge that clint has a farm or anything else that happened in that crime against humanity that was aou
