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This is particularly satisfying when they’re dissection photos.
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I’ve never been called academically kinky before and this is delightful.
happy to help, my perverse buddy, derive derivatives to your lil heart’s content
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i cannot get over how you just compared bdsm to math like was there ever a better analogy, or a more unlikely one
AM I EVEN WRONG THOUGH
editoress replied to your post “what the fuckening knuck is a second derivative it sounds so evil”
How dare you come after my derivatives this way
listen my dude if you want to derive derivatives you can derive derivatives to your deviant little heart’s content.
it’s like bdsm. if you do it consensually you’re just kinky. if you do it through coercion or force it should be illegal. the grand advantages of being a social species are that you can do derivatives while i Do Not. you can do math for funsies and i will do interesting things for funsies and we will meet in the middle.
Anonymous asked: what the fuckening knuck is a second derivative it sounds so evil
okay so you know how you take a derivative normally? now take the derivative of that derivative.
if you really want to Suffer™, you can continue taking derivatives until you’re out of exponents or until you burst into tears too heavy to read the equations.
FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!
fuck i’m a STEM person and honestly same, truer words never spoken
anything more than a second derivative should be against the geneva convention
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Anonymous asked: Congratulations on your graduation!
Thank you so much!
I graduated and that’s great and now I have a bachelor’s–
BUT.
The provost mispronounced my goddamn name during commencement.
Anonymous asked: ah my god you're done with thesis!!! congrats!! also 'only mostly dead' is a wonderful name and tag and it made me grin so cheers to you
YOU ARE ALL DARLINGS THANK YOU SO MUCH.
AND I TOO AM DELIGHTED WITH THE TITLE OF MY THESIS IT MADE MY ADVISER LAUGH FOR TWENTY MINUTES
What if I titled this paper “Fuck Nick Spencer: Time for Authors to Take Responsibility” and just ended it with a picture of me flipping off my teacher
