- me showing up to my 6 year old self: hey kid wanna know the future
- six year old me: ok
- current me: in the year 2016 a reality tv star is running for president, you can play pokemon in real life with these commonplace tiny portable computer phones, and episode 7 came out and it has a girl jedi
- six year old me: what the fuck
- current me: also you're gay peace out